Random Batman Nonsense

[momemordrid]

 Swiped these "10 character" quizs from callyrose on DA.  The characters I picked are from the CATverse!  Go look that up if you love Batman villians, it's awesome.
Ok, my Eddie and Hatty a bit more BtAS-verse, but um, don't know how to finish this sentence. 

First you randomly pick 10 characters from manga/anime/games/books/etc.
**DO NOT LOOK AHEAD AT THE QUESTIONS!  IT WILL RUIN THE QUIZ!**

1. Jonathan Crane
2. Eddie Nigma
3. QuizN'Query (what? they're a matched set)
4. Jervis Tetch
5. Harley Quinn
6. Poison Ivy
7. Joker
8. Captain (CATverse original)
9. Techie (CATverse original)
10. Al (CATverse original)
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1. #5 was stranded on the toilet because she ran out of paper?

I'd give her some!  Or get her some paper towels, or kleenex, or something...  She's pretty nice, so letting her escape a stall wouldn't be a problem--and if she's in there too long, the Joker might come in after her! D:

2.  You came home one day and found #3 and #7 in your house, drunk out of their minds?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
I'd try to get QuizN'Query out of there, then call the cops on Joker.  Or call Harley on him.  Um.  Hm.  Ok, maybe I'll just wait for him to leave.  Not hanging around to see what he gets up to, at any rate.

Wonder if the girls would be grateful... or Eddie, I'm not particular.  |3

3. #8 offered to fix the plumbing problems with your house?

Hm.  She's one of Crane's girls.  They're notoriously destructive.  On the other hand, she's pretty tech/mechanically savvy, that might carry over onto plumbing...

What the hell, I'd let her do it.  If she does mess up, at least it will be in an exciting way! :3

4. #2 showed up at school as your substitute teacher for the day?

THIS
SO AWSUM

Of course, he'd probably be teaching math or chemistry or something I suck at normally WITHOUT a narcissistic genius for a teacher.  BUT HE IS SO ADORABLE

5. You accidentally saw #10 wearing nothing but a small, purple speedo?

...
....
w-without a top?  O_O  do the make girl's speedos?
*g*

6. #3 insisted on driving you around town to wherever you wanted to go for the entire day?

AWSUM, TRANSPORT, WOO
Seriously, who am I to say no to free transportation.  Unless it's an offer from the Joker.  Or one of Crane's girls.

Riddler's girls seem fun tho.  And they're fiiine.

7.  #9 killed #4 right in front of you?

Ok, Scarecrow deserves all the love he can get, and his other girls would be sad without you.  However, Hatter will always top Scarecrow in "needs-a-hug" order for me.

I know that Scarecrow is protective of you three and will murder me for beating you to death with my shoe.  I accept this, for Hatty.  Poor Hatty!  Why would you kill him, I thought you were friends! DX

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Would you allow:
1. #6 to redecorate your house for you, however they see fit?

NO
SHE WOULD FILL MY APARTMENT WITH SENTIENT HOMICIDAL PLANTLIFE
I'M NOT GOOD WITH PLANTS, I FORGET TO WATER THEM

ALSO THEY WOULD EAT ME

2. #1 to be your dentist and work in your mouth with a drill?

No.
Just... no.

3. #10 and #5 to be left alone in your house unsupervised for an entire weekend?

Only if I'd taken out a lot of homeowner's insurance and really needed the money.

4. #8 to borrow some of your clothes and wear them in public?

I honestly don't have a lot of spare clothes.  I don't have a problem with her in them, just not sure if I'd have anything clean.

Also I don't think she wears skirts.  Or that my skirts would stay on her skinny hips.

5. #2 to fix your computer when it's messed up?

Definately!
Only, he'd probably change the password and hide my files.
...
Ok, it would depend on how bad it needed fixing.

6. #4 to set you up on a date with #9?

Um.  I guess we could talk about original Start Trek, but I don't think she swings that way.

I bet Hatter trying to set people up with each other would be cute!  Unless... he's doing it with mind contr...
NO, Hatter, you buy your lesbian porn on the internet like everyone else!

PUT THAT D--

*blank smile*

7. #1 and #3 to operate heavy machinery together?

It would depend on whether QuizN'Query were willing to actually focus on the job or if they were just in it for the easily-flustered professors.

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1. #5 asks #2 on a date.  On seeing this, what do you say?

!
Harls, you're going to get him killed!

2. #7 asks you to dance.  Do you accept?

There is no positive outcome to be had here.  :(

3. #8 and #9 are fighting over you.  What happens now?

I presume something gets set on fire.  Followed shortly be everything getting set on fire.

4. #1 tries to kiss you.  What do you do?

Kiss him back of course!  He's incredibly sexy.

He would then gas me.

5. #3 confesses their secret love for #5.  What do you think of this?

HOT

ALSO HARLS STOP GETTING PEOPLE KILLED

6. #6 is cheating on #7 with #3 and you find out about it.  What do you do?

I thought Ivy and Joker hated each other!  And were fighting over Harley!
WHY AM I SO OUT OF THE LOOP

Also, wow.  Eddie's girls get around.

7. #4 proposes to you.  Your reaction?

Accept!  ADORABLE

ACCEPT

SYSTEM OVERLOAD

He'd better let me alter the Alice costume a bit tho, I hate tights and need to wear heels.

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1. What in the name of Holy Rabbit Dogs was #1 doing outside in nothing but a small pink towel at 3AM!?

I have no idea, I'm to busy being a lech drooling staring BEING THE EPITOME OF GENTLEMANLINESS to ask

But I let him in before something violent jumps him or he gets cold

HE PROBABLY DOESN'T HAVE ANY GAS ON HIM, RIGHT

IT'S SAFE TO MOLEST FEED HIM SANDWICHES, RIGHT

RIGHT

GUYS

2. What if #2 tied #4 to a flagpole and threw shoes at him until he cried?

Obviously I beat Eddie to a pulp.

HATTY WHY DON'T YOU HAVE HENCHES

PEOPLE KEEP PICKING ON YOU

That's it.  I'm your henchgirl for the rest of the questionaire

3. ...and then #8 and #5 danced around the table naked.  Your reaction upon seeing this?

Wow.  Yeah.  Um.  Wow.

NAKED HENCH PARTY

4. #10 has just officially been give a Pyro License.  What happens now?

OH GODS FIRE EVERYWHER--what the fuck is a 'pyro license'

But seriously, the earth is now a charred cinder.

5. Would YOU tell #9 to "WOO! TAKE IT ALL OFF!"...?

That would be ungentlemanly!  Also she would murder me as soon as she got free of Hatty's card.

6. What was #6 in Prison for?

For feeding people to mutated plants

and being criminally sexy

7. What if, suddenly, #4 smashed through the wall of your room totally naked, posed, and shouted "OHHHH YEEEEAAAAH!"...?

hahahaha aHAHAHAHAHA jervis what the fuck hahahaha *gasps*

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WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF...

1. #1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Panic, because as much as I love the man, he's probably trying to make me a test subject.
I don't care if Hatty won't notice I'm gone, that just proves he needs taking care of! BACK OFF

2. #2 asked you to go out with him?

GO OUT WITH HIM
but seriously, dude, pay attention to your girls once in a while...

3. #3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? 

Get out!  No, I said 'get out' not 'join me'
-sigh-

4. #4 cooked you dinner?

Aww.  We can have a tea party!

5. #5 was next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Let her sleep...?  U I thought she's burn or something.

6. #8 got into the hospital somehow?

That's what happens when you fight Batman for a living.  what.  -.-

7. #9 made fun of your friends?

Yeah, she likes teasing people.  I'd laugh.

8. #10 ignored you all the time?

Be glad she doesn't thing of me as a friend
Her friendship is violent

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WHAT WOULD THEY DO UNDER THE FOLLOWING CIRCUMSTANCES?

1.  Two serial killers are hunting you down.  What will #1 do?

He wouldn't care...?  If he did for some reason, he'd gas them into vegetative states.

2.  You're on vacation with #2 and you manage to break your leg.  What does #2 do?

Tries to help, cause he's cute like that.  He's a genius, so figuring out a splint shouldn't be too hard.

3. It's your birthday.  What will #3 give you?

...
Nothing I'm telling YOU about.

4. You're stuck in a house that's on fire.  What does #4 do?

HOPEFULLY get me out!  Card a fireman or something.  Hatty needs his hench!

5. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed.  What will #5 do?

Laugh.  Make joke about whatever I did.  Continue laughing.

6. You're about to marry #10.  What's #6's reaction?

She wouldn't  care.  Why would she care?  We're not her henches.

...
WAIT I THOUGHT YOU SAID AL IGNORED ME, WHY WOULD WE MARRY

7. You got dumped by someone.  How will #7 cheer you up?

He'd probably try to give me "someone"s heart, which is exactly why I don't tell Joker these things.

8.  You're angry about it afterwards, how does #8 calm you down?

Feed me sandwiches.

9. You compete in some tournament.  How does #9 support you?

...Cheer?  And then she'd get thrown out of the building because it's a CHESS tournament.

you're supposed to be quiet Techie

honestly

HATTER got that, what's wrong with you

10. You can't stop laughing.  What will #10 do?

I have no idea.

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1. #1 is all you've ever dreamed of.

YES
YES HE IS
YUM

2. #2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for #9.  Your reaction?

So deeply hidden you had a kid with her best friend.

3. You're dating #3 and introduce them to your parents.  Will they get along?

I've not sure if my parents would be more upset about the lesbianism or the threesome.  They wouldn't even care about the criminals thing at that point tho, so that's something.

4. #4 loves #9 as well.  What does that mean?

Hatty, why do you keep falling for women that aren't in to you? :(  She's not even your type.

5. #6 appears to be a player, and breaks many hearts.  What do you do?

Pfft, yeah I'd say that's about right.

6. You had a haircut and #7 can't stop looking at you.  What goes on in your mind?

Not much, just this unending wordless scream.

7. #8 thinks she'll never get a Boyfriend.  What will you tell her?

You've had lots of boyfriends!  You keep dumping them!  Except for that guy your friends had to castrate.

Why are you capitalizing 'boyfriend'?

8. #9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending you an email.  Now what?

IT'LL NEVER WORK, HATTY'S IN LOVE WITH YOU NOW
OUR TEAMS SHOULD AVOID EACH OTHER TIL HE FINDS A NEW ALICE

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1. Could #1 and #6 be soul mates?

...

....

2. Would #2 trust #5?

Sure, but why doesn't Eddie ever spend time with HIS henchgirls?!  They're sexy lonely!

3. #3 want to go shopping.  Will #7 come along?

I sincerely hope not.

4. #4 is bored and pokes #10.  What happens after that?

She pokes him back and it develops into a poking war.

5. #5 and #1 are forced to go back to school together.  What study do they pick?

Psychology, duh.

6. if #6 and #3 cooked dinner, what would they make?

Some form of salad?  A sexy, sexy salad.

7. #7 and #9 apply for a job.  What job?

Whatever it is, it won't end well.

8. #8 gives #5 a haircut.  Is that ok?

What, like, in her sleep or something?  So THAT'S what set off the prank war...

9. #9 sketches what #6's perfect girlfriend should look like.

Ivy ignores it because a-her perfect girlfriend is Harley, b-she knows it's just a picture of a shrubbery.

10. #10 and #8 are blushing while they talk.  What is their conversation about?

Squishy!

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Comments

[laetina.livejournal.com]

"NO, Hatter, you buy your lesbian porn on the internet like everyone else!" LOL dies.

I don't think I'd ne thrilled to find the joker in my house either.

I think the riddler would be an entertaining teacher, if his over the top plots would give any indications.

You don't want sentient plants? But they'd be so cute.

Do you get a jabberwock with the Alice costume?

I'd read a fic of Harley and Crane going to school together. (Of course I just tend to be amused by the Scarecrow in general, in part because he sorta looks like a ragdoll in his costume.)

[laetina.livejournal.com]

I'm working on this quiz with my characters. I think I'm about halfway through.

[momemordrid.livejournal.com]

Awesome. :D

Scarecrow is such an adorably cranky, spaztastic little man. I wish we had more footage of him teaching. The flailing during lecturing would be spectacular.